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mother:
you need to stop playing the sims.
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me:
ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
you need to stop playing the sims.
ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
Okay. I see we need to have another little chat.
You people who have issues with me and Sam hugging—listen up.
Sammy’s my little brother. I pretty much raised that kid. I’d do anything for him. I went to hell for him. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat. You know why? Because I LOVE HIM.
This has nothing to do with “shipping.” This is about me ‘n’ him. We’re family.
And truth is…
He’s not doin’ so hot right now.
So yeah. I’m gonna hug him now and then. I suggest you learn to DEAL WITH IT.
They’re seriously misunderstood creatures.
I know I’m reblogging this again but I really love dragons you guys…and all of these dragons are BAMFS. I don’t know what the last dragon is from though…
(Source: bartonesque)
Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?
But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?
Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that
how the fuck do people not recognize this
i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is
(Source: allhailgigantorthemooseking)
I have to create my own business for a project.
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BUY ICE CREAM FROM A COMPANY CALLED:Superhero Sundaes
It would be an ice cream shop that is all science fiction themed. Marvel, DC, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, JUST TO NAME A FEW!
Every flavor would have a fun name:
Example:
Spiderman’s StrawberryThe Doctor’s Double Chocolate Brownie
Hobbit’s Heathbar Crunch
GUYS PLEASE REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAKE ADVERTISEMENT! GO! :)
justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank
this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen
you forgot the time he wore overalls to meet the prime minister of Canada
justin what are your overalls i don’t think mr. harper likes your outfit very much
Can we take a moment and appreciate the fact that Sherlock was willing to jump off a roof to save Lestrade’s life, even though he didn’t even know his first name for over 5 years?
did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?
or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?
or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?
or that camels have 3 eyelids?
or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent?
or that dolphins sleep with one eye open so a bitch nigga can’t try to sneak up?
did you know my nigga??????
ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:
sassy horses
I love sassy horses in movies
I work with horses so mandatory reblog
I always said horses were always the sassiest characters in these movies
This post makes me happyHorses are just amazing sassy creatures! LOVE THEM!
(Source: tarnished-sanity)
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like sparrow’s egg between?
(Source: morissey)